18. TODAY MAYBE I MISS AUSTRALIA - THE INDIGENOUS (ABORIGINALS) PEOPLES LAND!

How far is LA (Los Angeles) from Heaven? Am i heading that way?

If you sketched out heaven, how would it look?

Would anyone else be there with you? Would they still be there if only you had seen it as heaven? Would it still be heaven if you were there alone? Would it be heaven if everyone was there?

Pictures taken by a friend who took me to this place in the Kangaroo Valley which I thought was absolute heaven! Grrrrrrrr Ethel.... you know who you are?

Also if you had to dream up the perfect World please ask yourself these questions:

Would you dream of a land without environmental problems? The land is always regenerating? Healthy & always improving? No permanent structures means land/soil is always prosperous?

Would you dream of a land with no STD's or STI's but still plenty of fun?

Would you dream of a land with no sickness, no colds or flu's?

Would you dream of a land where everyone gets along with everyone & everyone knows of each other?

Would you dream of a land where there is total equality among everyone whether your lesbian, gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, &/or intersex as "Sister-girls" & "Brother-boys" were accepted?

Would you dream of a land where there are well known customary laws which everyone follows but no crimes are committed as no one breaks the laws so no jails needed?

Would you dream of a land where everyone has the kind nature to welcome & have open arms to everyone? 

Would you dream of a World where everyone has beautiful faces that seem to always smile?

Please read on.

17. MERV THE MERC & JOCK HUDSON BREAKING THE LAW!

Photo 1. Merv. Please click to enlarge

Please put out an ATB immediately on luxury Mercedes Benz Automobile answers by the name of 'Merv' the Merc who took owner Jock Hudson on a screaming joy ride & made him look like an inflatable sex doll & all caught on Police Camera (3rd Pic on left hand side). 

Photo 2. Merv. Here Rockin 19 inch AMG Wheels

Police had already suspected the pair as being high speed enjoyers & clearly labelling them as being a "Get away vehicle". Get away from what? They are still unsure! Original condition (Photo 1) and (Photo 2) after me upgrading Merv? Those rockin 19"inch AMG wheels (hence why I tried taking bumper off - Please see Photo right) were way too big & rubbed on guards & bumper going around corners! Tyres got retreaded every bend! Hehehe. I guess 18 inch may have been way to go! LOL But damn they looked good... was worth a try! Luckily i managed to sell the 19 inch AMG wheels which were too big & put original ones back on him. Since everyone was going matte black i decided i wanted to go matte grey but mostly got high on paint fumes which worried my concerned neighbors! I was Loving the Matte Grey look PLUS the best part about that matte grey look is that it is actually sandable primer spray paint so if you overspray or screw it up... you can fix it easily with sand paper once its dry! How FANTASTIC is that!

Wanna see more of Merv and find out what mischief he & Jock Hudson have been in? 

Please read on.

16. ALF - ANNOYING BUT FUN & FRIENDLY? OR ??? ANOTHER ME?

Maybe grab the alien & find out the truth! 

Intervention - Presented by A&E Shows - 10.00pm - 11.00pm

YOUR A MONKEY IF YOU DO NOT GRAB THE REAL THING TO FIGURE IT OUT! ALF (ALIEN LIFE FORM - REAL NAME GORDON SHUMWAY - EPISODE 1 - 

OR SHOULD IT HAVE BEEN GROVER???)

Look like an Alien? New in town with no friends & family?
Dilated pupils & look sketchy? Unsure where he or yourself (I) is going? 

But all the direction he needed he has?
Act like a space cadet on good days?
Drug problem or ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Well not exactly but truth be known I have only ever had a 4 second tension span (equivalent to the tensions span of a 4 year old)? Diagnosed at Narrabeen Sports & Health Centre NSW Australia.  
Out of Control & People thinking your a freak or stalker? 

(ok all the above Questions/Answers sounds like me, Alan Dowsett/Jock Hudson?)

What Alf doesn't realise is that he needs a serious intervention!

He only really wanted to be happy in the new hometown he found after crash landing in the USA, after being booted out of London UK with a free Government paid flight (Please click here for more information)!

Wanna Know what happened to ALF in the End? Please read on.