Depending on what you do in life & afterlife (Please click here for more information) means when you pass onward into the light or go through the doors at the pearly gates (Please click here for more information) you may be reincarnated as a human (Best possible scenario) or reincarnated as a micro-organism (Worst case scenario) Please click here for more information or sent back to the core for a full reset if your that big of a selfish asshole needing to learn their lesson on how to be a better person. When i die before being reincarnated i will not be going to the afterlife but into the light to be held by Present (Please click here for more information) & then will be placed with the Galactic Cuties (Please click here for more information) which is higher than any level in the afterlife. Sadly if i do not make it to the Galactic Cuties like intended i may go into the dark as i did once before and wont return to life as we know it until year 8453 (Please click here for more information) when someone discovers this blog & brings me out of the dark as was done by Warner Sallman who brought me out of the dark in the past (Please click here for more information).
Sadly Koala Bears in Australia are now endangered species which is sad as they are the ideal thing to be reincarnated as. Why? Would you believe when a Koala bear eats Eucalyptus leaves its body as it digests & processes the leaf gives off the equivalent to LSD to the Koala. Yes basically like taking a dose of acid. Koala's are total trippers and spend their days in the trees completely shit faced. If a bird flew over their head chances are they mistake it as being bigger than an Airbus 380. All day fun! They must spend all their days laughing their heads off with perspective & deception problems, hallucinations & sadly pink eye because they are such trippers. Shame there are not more of them to be something you could be placed as & reincarnated. Ozzy Osbourne eat your heart out. lol.
Another endangered species that would be ideal as an animal that you would want to be reincarnated as, would be the Panda Bear. Lets see, how bad would it be spending your day having a massive sugar fix? No pretaters to harm you which is the same as the Koala & if your living amongst sugar cane then a never ending supply of food & a cure to your sugar cravings. Have you ever wondered why Panda's are extremely temperamental and extremely dangerous? Well think about humans when they have sugar fixes, do they not suffer problematic come downs as the sugar rush is over? So if a Panda is not enjoying a sugar rush and is on a come down then he would be beyond dangerous and a bear that you do not want to mess with. So only if a Panda is high on sugar then he is fun and approachable.
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