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| Me, aged 1 years old |
When i was around the age of 3 years old in my first life as a human being, unlike my twin brother, bored being inside the palace i stood outside looking for action. All the people that lived in the town below seen me, & because they thought i was born from Heaven & therefor a God, unlike them, they all look at me thinking i was going to address them. Eventually since i did not say anything they decided they had to leave the city limits to work in the fields before they got into trouble for not working. Since in my previous life i was the
"Village dog" (Please click here for more information) meant i wanted to hang out with the people & see where they all went so i started high tailing it towards the city exit gates with Stephano chasing behind me to stop me getting away, but i clumsily tripped over & face planted. Crying my eyes out from taking skin of my knees & hands Stephano carried me back into palace. The next day i did the same thing, yes face planted again as i fell on my face but this time Stephano figured i wanted to see what was outside the gates so took me outside the gates & this time stopped crying immediately. Everyday i would run to the gates with Stephano close behind. He soon decided to avoid the chase & another face plant to take me out to see the people whenever he could.
"Seizures & uncontrolled body movements" (Please click here for more information) same as in this life occurred when outside with the town folk & how i know the "Wagon wheel featuring Jesus" (Please click here for more information) was ideal to stop moving & hurting myself. One lady gave me a hug/cuddle & then told she needed to touch all the other workers because she had been blessed by God.
At night to sleep in comfort i used to wrap my arms around Stephano's head & Stephano not having parenting skills never stopped me from doing.... except spending time with the people meant i was sunburnt so one night, since Stephano, was not trapped by my grip around his head, he escaped & visited Rick... except i woke up... so not trained in espionage & have no shoes on i stomped all the way down the hall. Stephano & Rick were shitting themselves as they heard the footsteps. When the footsteps stopped they realised it was me Rick laughed & grabbed me & bounced me on his knee for fun. Rick had never met me before, as he was considered a God just like me, & so if true King Herod did not want us conspiring together against him.
Rick nick named me "Paddle Feet" & was surprised to see me after death occurred on the crucifix thanks to Miss Deprivation (Please click here for more information) finding me wandering around in the afterlife aged 3•25 lost. Seeing him made me happy after the suffering i had to deal with being thought of as a God (Jesus???).
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